Best "small truck" insults!?

[Derwood]

That is cute, but also quite astute! Not only is the Mav a "gateway" truck, it's also an "end game" truck for those of us who have been there & done that with big trucks most of our lives, and no longer need the capacity/size anymore, but still need/want a truck. Kind of goes full circle. Pretty unique vehicle that can do that!

When it arrives early late spring next year the Maverick will be my first truck....and hopefully my last! 4,000lb towing capacity will be plenty for me to get a nice travel trailer for my wife and I somewhere down the road.

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[MakinDoForNow]

An insult has to stick to be effective. My response would be "I chose this for what it is, not for how it makes me look." I don't really hang out with truck bros who make comments; my extended family generally thinks it's awesome because they're not idiots.

WOW a whole EXTENDED family of NOT IDIOTS, I'm jealous!

 

[MakinDoForNow]

Why not get maxi ones?

Maybe FODHM (FearOfDraggingHisMaxies)?

 

[imboden013]

I refer to mine as The El Camino.

El Camino, Blasphemy!!

 

[imboden013]

I just say I left it in the dryer too long, we both get a good laugh. Then I ask if they’d like a ride.

 

[Barksdale123]

Neighbor who owns a 250 and a 150 got in the other day and said, by the way, this isn't a truck.

 

[janderson85]

When my boss says it’s not a real truck. I say well this vehicle identifies as a truck and you have to accept it.

 

[Barksdale123]

When my boss says it’s not a real truck. I say well this vehicle identifies as a truck and you have to accept it.

Gee wish I had that one when my neighbor gigged me.

 

[Azmig88]

Why does anyone really give a rat’s posterior what silly comments people make?!? Blow it off and move on.
If you want to take an “innocent” shot back, when they say something like that, just say “Thanks” and smile.

 

[NJBob]

Maybe FODHM (FearOfDraggingHisMaxies)?

Lol not to get crude. Once had a coworker tell me you know you are old when you sit on the toilet. And they get wet! He was right.

 

[Red Hot Maverick]

I haven’t had anyone insult my truck to my face but have come out of the store and people gathered around staring at it . Then asking questions about if I like it

 

[Robert C]

I tell them I am secure about the size of my penis.

 

[Robert C]

Or tell them that your vehicle identifies as a truck, and that they are being an insensitive jerk.

 

[Egz]

I used to date someone who drove a F-250 SD, and she jokingly referred to my Maverick as a cruck (car truck). Or was it Trar? I forget

 

[K5Blazer]

Another good reply to the land barge drivers:
“It fits in my garage.Yours?”

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