- First Name
- Sam
- Joined
- Aug 30, 2021
- Threads
- 8
- Messages
- 235
- Reaction score
- 338
- Location
- Buffalo NY
- Vehicle(s)
- 2019 CRV
- Engine
- 2.5L Hybrid
I am a geezer too and to prove it, I name my truck...it's Sidney. And my kids are like, WTF is Sidney??? And it has all of the bells and whistles you mention in the last paragraph.He says my Maverick is a perfect geezer ride for me because if I don’t put the park break on or put the transmission in park before shutting the engine off, it will do it for me. He also says it tries to keep me in my lane when driving. I agree with him. I like all the tech now days.
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And my kids proudly brag about what their big ass tanks can do but when I tell them I get well north of 40 mpg, they are like....Boochit...until I show them a picture of the readout on my dashboard.
And then I tell them well if you don't believe it, STFU cuz I am now on my way to our lawyer to make sure our wills are up to date. And then our financial advisor to make sure we get a few more $ for more geezer stuff.
You see...being a geezer does have its benefits........
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