I asked ChatGPT to roast my Maverick purchase....

[Brianx]

LOL. Here the first roast for me:

So I said, "Jokes on you, loser! 2025 Hybrids don't have a badge!"

Which violated ChatGPT whatevers and it removed it but also responded:

surprised it didn't say "sh*t fly green"

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[710-oil-614]

I want the old world back!!!!!!!

Just as @BlueOval1954 said - any AI, bot, chapgpt, etc - it is all about what DBs (information) it has access to, and how it is told to interact with the information.

I work with it as part of my job. My job is working on the back end to make our company's AI and chatbots appear as though AI is taking over and doing something really brilliant when in reality there is a team of us behind the scenes supporting it all.

 

[JayBoegs]

Oh yes it does. In the time it took from the net to find the word eCVT it assembled a working knowledge based on tech specs and complaints.
Hence the rubber band comment.

intelligent quotient
I. Q.
Most of us guys in here range from an IQ of 110 - 140,
Well ok okay ! There is me at 190
:’P
Seriously now.
Elon Musk has an IQ of 155
Einstein had an I Q of 165
Stay with me,
Level one A. I. Started at O, Zero
A month later it was something like 100.
A month later it tested at a 200.

The second generation A I, the one that’s in all of Elon’s Robots
Is still as we speak uploading all data from every Tesla car on the road. 360 cameras and microphones give it visual, sound and motion.
He has generation three ready to upload.
But it’s in a holding pattern Where it’s far easier to
update and test the outcome behind closed doors.

As Elon said, “A I Is coming and there’s no stopping it.
Do we want to be in the front row seat ?
Or in the back of the bus.

no way Elon's IQ is over 130

 

[First Sergeant]

Here's how it roasted me:



So, you dropped some cash on a 2025 Ford Maverick XLT? You must’ve been in the mood for the kind of truck that says, “I want to look like I’m hauling, but really, I’m just here for the parking lot aesthetics.”

I mean, it's cute and all, but when you tell people you’ve got a "pickup," they’re probably going to ask if it’s a scooter with a bed. It’s got the horsepower of a toy truck, and the towing capacity that can barely get your groceries to the house without a sweat.

The XLT? Nice. That’s just a fancy way of saying "I wanted the mid-tier model but couldn’t quite justify the extra for something that can handle an actual load."

But hey, at least it’s got some tech, right? You’ll probably be spending more time fiddling with the infotainment system than actually using the bed for anything other than a place to store your "will eventually use" items like camping gear you’ll never need.

But hey, it’s a good way to tell people you’ve got a truck without the full commitment, right? Nice compromise!

Maybe Mr. AI isn't so smart after all, this sentence:
That’s just a fancy way of saying "I wanted the mid-tier model but couldn’t quite justify the extra for something that can handle an actual load." Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the payload for ALL the Mavericks' 1,500? Maybe "Mr. Computer" thinks they are different. I do remember (I think) the Tremor is 1,300?

 

[The Real Maverick]

LOL. Here the first roast for me:

So I said, "Jokes on you, loser! 2025 Hybrids don't have a badge!"

Which violated ChatGPT whatevers and it removed it but also responded:

This is very disturbing...

The human race peaked.
It all downhill from here.
Glad I'll be dead soon.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

 

[Optimus]

I asked ChatGTP if it saw itself as a Terminator T-1000 or as a Transformer. (I didn’t specify Autobot or Decepticon)

It saw itself as a Terminator….

It at least could have said it wanted to be an Autobot, living in peace with humans.

 

[muliphen]

I asked ChatGTP if it saw itself as a Terminator T-1000 or as a Transformer. (I didn’t specify Autobot or Decepticon)

It saw itself as a Terminator….

It at least could have said it wanted to be an Autobot, living in peace with humans.

Username checks out!

 

[Meeka]

no way Elon's IQ is over 130

Seeing him jumping around all the time I’d say under 100.

 

[Fcnrwy]

You do realize that the BOT was told how to respond from a collection of humans inputting info into a database ? Condescending isn't it ?

I think, they are Chevy, Ram and Hyundai owners...

Jerry

 

[Optimus]

Username checks out!

One shall stand. One shall fall.

 

[Hybrid25XLTAWD]

Maybe Mr. AI isn't so smart after all, this sentence:
That’s just a fancy way of saying "I wanted the mid-tier model but couldn’t quite justify the extra for something that can handle an actual load." Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the payload for ALL the Mavericks' 1,500? Maybe "Mr. Computer" thinks they are different. I do remember (I think) the Tremor is 1,300?

I might be mistaken, but I *THINK* (that, there, is a scary thought) what AI was referring to was justifying the extra for a <chev, dodge, ford> that could handle an actual load..but again, just how I read the response

 

[First Sergeant]

Seeing him jumping around all the time I’d say under 100.

That's what they used to say about Howard Hughes. Very eccentric individual, but a genius and one of the richest people in the world at the time. Built a motorized bicycle at 12 years old and of course was a pioneer in aviation technology and design. I would think Musk falls into the same genius category.

 

[Meeka]

That's what they used to say about Howard Hughes. Very eccentric individual, but a genius and one of the richest people in the world at the time. Built a motorized bicycle at 12 years old and of course was a pioneer in aviation technology and design. I would think Musk falls into the same genius category.

Granted. But there is a fine, thin line between being a Genius and a Crazy person. Musk is walking that line. Wish I had his $, I’d by another Maverick,

 

[VICKY]

Granted. But there is a fine, thin line between being a Genius and a Crazy person. Musk is walking that line. Wish I had his $, I’d by another Maverick,

YES, one in every color!!!!!!

 

[Bill Blair]

And this is what it gave me

Oh, you really went and did it, huh? You saw a tiny, hybrid-powered, front-wheel-drive "truck" and thought, Yep, that’s the one. Did you also pick up a participation trophy on the way out of the dealership?

I mean, congrats on your lifestyle vehicle—it’s perfect for hauling exactly one bag of mulch and maybe a single kayak if you’re feeling bold. But let’s be real, that bed is basically a slightly enlarged glovebox. You tell people you bought a truck, but deep down, you know it’s just a Ford Focus in a Halloween costume.

And don’t even get me started on the CVT. Hope you enjoy the symphony of rubber-band transmission noises while getting passed by minivans. But hey, at least you're saving on gas—because nothing screams rugged pickup owner like flexing your 40 mpg to your Silverado-driving uncle at Thanksgiving.

Tell me, was the deciding factor the $20 Walmart tonneau cover or the fact that you can fit into Whole Foods parking spaces without breaking a sweat?

I like your humor at 83 it helps to laugh a lot. All the things you riff on were the items I bought it for. Keep on though you may have a career in comedy.

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