You know some people just wanna be a d**k

[TomD]

I purposely parked in no man’s land so I wouldn’t be next to anyone. Plus I got a baby to put in the back seat on the passenger side. Came out and saw this d**k face pulled up as I’m walking to my truck. Had to squeeze in to put the baby in the back seat while he was on the phone texting. I’m so done living with humans. Time to move to Mars.

I had a lady do this to me at Home Depot. She parked so close I couldn’t open the drivers door. Went into the store to see if they could page the person but that was a no go. I stood there waiting on as what was there to do. When finally came out and mentioned that she parked so close that I couldn’t get in the truck. She just shrugged her shoulders and too bad and drove off. No sorry, oops or anything.

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[Fred Piering]

I purposely parked in no man’s land so I wouldn’t be next to anyone. Plus I got a baby to put in the back seat on the passenger side. Came out and saw this d**k face pulled up as I’m walking to my truck. Had to squeeze in to put the baby in the back seat while he was on the phone texting. I’m so done living with humans. Time to move to Mars.

Apparently it's a male thing. Happens to me all the time. That's why I don't carry.

 

[BostonFordFan]

I purposely parked in no man’s land so I wouldn’t be next to anyone. Plus I got a baby to put in the back seat on the passenger side. Came out and saw this d**k face pulled up as I’m walking to my truck. Had to squeeze in to put the baby in the back seat while he was on the phone texting. I’m so done living with humans. Time to move to Mars.

OMG-That is so true!!!!!!! We do that also-park in the farthest spot out and sure enough someone always parks right next to us. and it's always so big ass truck. Why???????

 

[LSchicago]

I'm glad to hear that. I used to work there and did not have the same experience and it's even worse when I encounter them in the US. Furthermore, I live a mile from the border and ALL my neighbors have the same opinion as I do.

Well coming from the Chicago area, I guess you can say it's relevant to each person's experience.

 

[LSchicago]

Apparently it's a male thing. Happens to me all the time. That's why I don't carry.

I carry. Got to be prepared.

 

[Gonzo chris]

I purposely parked in no man’s land so I wouldn’t be next to anyone. Plus I got a baby to put in the back seat on the passenger side. Came out and saw this d**k face pulled up as I’m walking to my truck. Had to squeeze in to put the baby in the back seat while he was on the phone texting. I’m so done living with humans. Time to move to Mars.

Yeah they're everywhere but we're biased to remember that person and not the three people who let you out of a spot unfortunately. Who knows Martians might be worse? He was probably parking his big manly truck next to yours to show you what's what. It's funny. I just saw a guy in a parking lot driving a blue Maverick with his wife, I assume, in the passenger seat. I asked him how he liked it and she said "it's not his It's mine he's an F-150 guy and caused this a girl's truck"......

 

[Gonzo chris]

It's always big trucks too. Every so often you get a minivan or just a run of the mill sedan but for the most part, it's always dips**ts in lifted trucks that see the Maverick with pure hatred and purposely park right on top of you to feel tougher and gain superiority. They get a sick satisfaction from it which is the saddest part. All we want to do is protect our vehicles that we put so much pride in yet humanity has to come in and f*** it up for everybody. I hate people! I never used to but ever since the pandemic, it's brought out the worst in humanity. People learned to stop caring for one another and how not to behave in public, case in point right here.

I find it helps to breathe in deeply through the nose, hold it for a count of four and then breathe out through the mouth.... Rinse and repeat

 

[Bill K]

These folks are not intentionally targeting your truck. They don’t understand the reason why you are parking in a remote location. Bad parking skills are endemic. Please show some mercy in a merciless world.

 

[shadow76]

Happens to me all the time. Idiots are like moths to a flame if they see you parked all by yourself. It is a behavior that I cannot understand. I guess you have to be stupid.

During the last several visits to Costco while parked in the last rows in the far corner, at least one fellow Maverick driver has parked in the same area but a space or two over.

 

[shadow76]

Glad I got old and qualified for a handicapped sticker. Lots of space, but every now and then you get an old jerk that still can‘t park in the center of a double sized space or is too lazy to store a cart properly. Life goes on, I suppose.

My late mother qualified for a HC plate. She would then park in the hinterlands for exercise gained by walking the distance . She would use a HC spot only on days her knee pain was severe.

 

[shadow76]

I think my traffic cop friend summed it up: Not every Ram driver is a jerk but it sure feels like every jackass drives a Ram.

Wonder if this is why the county sheriff switched from F150s to Rams.

Deputies seem to have a problem with driving as two have totaled their take home vehicles in past months while DUI.

 

[shadow76]

The main grocery store where I live carries your groceries with you out to your vehicle. They actively try to deter people from taking carts out there. It gets hectic for them during busy times when they are short handed on baggers, but it definitely works. They bring up their special loading carts they use at the registers and load them up then put your cart away. Rosauers. It's rare to ever see a cart in the parking lot.

One of my HS jobs. Pay was ok, but the tips were great.

 

[shadow76]

I had a lady do this to me at Home Depot. She parked so close I couldn’t open the drivers door. Went into the store to see if they could page the person but that was a no go. I stood there waiting on as what was there to do. When finally came out and mentioned that she parked so close that I couldn’t get in the truck. She just shrugged her shoulders and too bad and drove off. No sorry, oops or anything.

Once helped a friend whose truck was similarly blocked surround the offending car with interwoven shopping carts. We then parked a few spots over to watch the results. A young man pitched a fit when he saw the blockage.

 

[Old Fart]

That's how I got a 14" long crease in the right rear fender, an AH in a big truck was parked next to me at Lowe's, he probably didn't feel the resistance. Now I use the handicap spaces but they still crap up the spots with shopping carts and parking over the lines. YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID.

 

[MightyMaverick]

I find it helps to breathe in deeply through the nose, hold it for a count of four and then breathe out through the mouth.... Rinse and repeat

Okay wise**s. I'm not that upset over it, just proving a point.

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