Best "small truck" insults!?

[MaverickEVwouldBeNice]

Jesus, that sounds like a toxic conversation . He's probably the kinda of guy to drive around with his political views plastered all over his window, along with some racist stickers, and one of a rifle that says "Come and take it".

Oh, you've met my neighbor?!?!?!

After all these years of constantly changing parties in the administration they are still acting as if that one party will come in and take those guns. I don't know dude, they had about 20 years in power since Reagan (when most of this BS started), and I still own my guns. Something tells me they don't really want to take my guns.

Also is a good indicator of who has no idea how anything works in this country.

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[lagrene]

I get the typical "Get a real truck!". My comeback is usually, "Mine can haul air just as good as yours!"

So you can buy larger quantities of real gas.

 

[MaverickEVwouldBeNice]

This is exactly why I bought a maverick. Dozens of times a year, we're like, it would be really nice to have a truck, but couldn't justify driving a huge gas guzzler.

Turns out you can rent a pickup truck at Lowe's now. Problem solved...

 

[TibX]

That is awesome!! And very funny.

I bought the Maverick because I don't need a pickup all that often and loved the features and more importantly the gas mileage. I got 4 doors, heated seats (I know lame), advanced cruse, great gas mileage (my commute is 17 miles) in Atlanta, and I'm replacing a Jeep Grand Cherokee that gets around 16MPG with less features.

Same, I am doubling my Grand Cherokee gas mileage with my Mav hybrid.

 

[Michaelkov]

This is not a “Barbie Dream Truck”

Don't be too sure about that...

 

[lajlmt]

Now the F150s are OVERgrown.

I remember when F 150s were the size of Rangers

 

[lajlmt]

Don't be too sure about that...

“It’s a wrap folks”

 

[tozalazz]

the one I once heard is " get a real truck like a man"

 

[Superdog3657]

Lifted, squated trucks are advanced.

My Daughter calls those Driveway Queens.

 

[Noofis12]

a friend of mine has a fit and it rides fine but....,man I'd hate to be in an accident with that it looks like you'd be cooked...

It’s basically a go kart lol. The “Fitbox” is just the work commuter for me, car seats will be going in the mav just waiting for it to ship!

 

[HTX]

I don't feel the need to think of the Maverick as a truck or compare it to body on frame trucks. If anyone asks I say it's an SUV with a bed. I like that that is what it is and like that it is comfortable like a car.

The problem nowadays is that people don't buy real trucks because they need a truck. They buy them to look cool. I can't tell you how many threads I saw on Tacomaworld where someone bought a Tacoma for this reason and then posted a thread about how shitty it rode or the bad mileage and how they are "going back to a Subaru"

I will take my Taco thru my fields, hook a chain to the hitch and yank a tree down or pull someone out of a ditch with it. I wouldn't do those things with my wife's last SUV nor will I do it with the Maverick.

We drive the Mav on the weekends and I appreciate that I don't have to climb up in it, huge turning radius, bad mileage etc. I'm OK with it not being a truck and love that I can be in a car and have a bed to put something in I wouldn't be able to fit in an SUV cargo area. #shrug#

Well said sir!

 

[Hrenklin]

I try to intentionally park next to the big trucks. I believe most people get a kick out of the Mav, even if they wouldn't buy one.

Where I live, people tend not to say nasty stuff to strangers. If they did, I'd probably just shrug my shoulders and drive off.

my trick is parking it any hybrid designated spot I can find

 

[FordDiehard]

I passed another Mav within close proximity over the weekend, and I looked at him and waved. He stared straight ahead the whole time. Apparently, I just wrongly think everyone I see who has a Maverick follows the threads on Maverick Truck Club and Maverick Chat. Some may have happened to see one on a lot and to them it's just a compact truck.

 

[HTX]

I passed another Mav within close proximity over the weekend, and I looked at him and waved. He stared straight ahead the whole time. Apparently, I just wrongly think everyone I see who has a Maverick follows the threads on Maverick Truck Club and Maverick Chat. Some may have happened to see one on a lot and to them it's just a compact truck.

Pretty sure that is gonna happen to me soon. I have my 11yr old trained so well the other day he yells out “Cyber Orange Maverick” and points from the back seat. “Dad you missed that one”

 

[Timothyd]

I remember when F 150s were the size of Rangers

Yes. Fondly

I passed another Mav within close proximity over the weekend, and I looked at him and waved. He stared straight ahead the whole time. Apparently, I just wrongly think everyone I see who has a Maverick follows the threads on Maverick Truck Club and Maverick Chat. Some may have happened to see one on a lot and to them it's just a compact truck.

What!? Doesn't he know we're special?

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