Best "small truck" insults!?

[Old Fart]

My response is that I paid cash for it plus had enough money left over to pay cash for Wifey's hybrid Camry....there is usually dead silence after that.

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[Stealth Raccoon]

My 3 year-old and I call the maverick Baby Truck because she loves the song
& we have baby cars in the family. She may think cars actual all start as babies then grow up.

Dang, a trifecta of perfect two-seaters! I’d love to find a clean NA or NB mx-5 that hasn’t been teenagered up - where does one troll for divorcée’s used cars?

 

[Superdog3657]

Reaction I got a party "Awe, it's like my dually and the sweet F-150 had a baby". Yep , and it came with a little baby price.

And took about 9 months to deliver!

 

[RatherBeDrivingaManual]

Dang, a trifecta of perfect two-seaters! I’d love to find a clean NA or NB mx-5 that hasn’t been teenagered up - where does one troll for divorcée’s used cars?

Expoline auto in NH
https://expolineauto.com/default

Auctions: cars & bids or bring a trailer

 

[Halo9x]

In my case, it may be my "ending" truck. Old age has its advantages.

My feeling exactly! At 73, my Mav is all the truck I need! It’s a great SUT (Sport Utility Truck)!

 

[My1stFord]

Actually you WON'T beat him to the gas station dags, because he'll be going 3 times as much as you.

I might have to steal your quote matmandro. That's the truth of the matter 95% of the time....just haulin' air.

I had a quarter tank last Friday. My instinct was to get gas but then I realized, I can probably make it another week. It's Tuesday now and still just below a quarter.

 

[pigsareus]

I love my Honda Fit. Had to buy something to get me by until my Maverick gets built. About to roll over 300k and it might outlast the Mav

a friend of mine has a fit and it rides fine but....,man I'd hate to be in an accident with that it looks like you'd be cooked...

 

[Tailender]

My 5 and 9 year old nephews call it a matchbox. I angrily tell them it's a HOT WHEELS!

 

[MaverickEVwouldBeNice]

Exactly! It's an Escape with a bed. Duh!

I was sitting in traffic behind an Explorer SportTrac on Sunday and said to my husband that the Maverick is a different version of it. But with MUCH better gas mileage.

I've never driven (or ridden in) one, so I have no idea how close they come in a side-by-side comparison, but size-wise they should be fairly close

 

[MaverickEVwouldBeNice]

I DO remember the Maverick as a car - my neighbors had a green one and, later, a silver one.

My husband pointed out a green Maverick to me just last weekend! I'm not a car enthusiast by any means, so never even bothered to look into the older version.

 

[Bill K]

Off the line in Sport mode our hybrids can launch!! Can easily beat my 56 Dodge Hemi. For at least 50 feet!

 

[MaverickEVwouldBeNice]

Just like I downsized from my 4500 sf 5 b/r 3 story 1976 house with the pool and gigantic yard to a 2800 sf brand new house.

I don't know where you come from, but trust me, 2800 sf houses are not small.

Try living in a 1352 sf 3br, 2bath double-wide with four adults, three cats and two dogs...

We did make the chickens live in the coop once they were big enough, but for a while we had 8 chickens living in the house, too.

 

[Tailender]

My hunting buddy always sends me this when I tell him about all the Mavericks getting in accidents.

 

[MaverickEVwouldBeNice]

“German Shedder”, love it! And always loved GSD’s…

I guess I have an Anatolian Shedder now

And yes, he does shed

soooooo much

 

[Mav_RICK]

She said to me “ it’s kinda small “ I said “ yeah but it will last a long long time before it runs out of gas. “

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