I see this Forum as a casual coffee chat with strangers
Be kind!
Be kind!
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The teacher says to Billy, “Billy, if there are five birds on a fence and you shoot one, how many birds are left?”…Billy answers, “None, the others would fly away.”…Teacher responds, “The answer is four, but I like the way you think.”…Billy speaks up, “I have a question for you Miss, there are three women eating ice cream, one licking, one biting, and one sucking... Which one is married?”…The teacher nervously answers, “The one sucking.”…Billy responds with, “The answer is, the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think.”
Did we all forget how to use a blotter after removing your quill from the well ?
This is exactly like the desks I had in elementary school.
Our desk's had a place for a inkwell.
It also raised up like that flat so you could eat lunch.
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Being kind should go without question
Many new folks, however, are not looking for chat but answers to questions. Questions that have been answered thoughtfully many times over.
Some veteran forum members do the search and post links. That is helpful & kind for all of us.
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Agreed. When I was new I just wanted answers, then as time went by and I got to “know” the members I chilled and got answers and fun banter, best of both worlds!Being kind should go without question
Many new folks, however, are not looking for chat but answers to questions. Questions that have been answered thoughtfully many times over.
Some veteran forum members do the search and post links. Thank is helpful & kind for all of us.
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I aim to please...The word "hyperbole" irritates me and I thought it went away, but use it if you must.
“Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
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If you just discovered the Maverick this year - be prepared to be called a “under rock dweller” by the “old timers”. Don’t take it personally
If you just discovered the Maverick this year - be prepared to be called a “under rock dweller” by the “old timers”. Don’t take it personally
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Then there is the wife that just looks at the ice cream and says “no”.
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What is a wife?
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Mine was happy when I came home with a sports car!The thing that doesn’t allow you to have an F350 ….a Maverick and a sports car of your choice (insert brand).
[OK, she might have been happier with a sedan, but I'd been talking about a Harley
]And she responds to my coming home with a classic by wanting to go to dinner somewhere with a valet to get out of it!
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Oh before I forget, new peeps,
Every once in a while dig up that one question that you really wanna ask but you don’t because you’re so afraid, very afraid you’ll get roasted.
Ok YES you will get flamed. But you will love the side splitting comedy of it all in this forum.
And you will get a correct answer.
I have Spoken.
Every once in a while dig up that one question that you really wanna ask but you don’t because you’re so afraid, very afraid you’ll get roasted.
Ok YES you will get flamed. But you will love the side splitting comedy of it all in this forum.
And you will get a correct answer.
I have Spoken.
@CherokeeTip #11
If you just discovered the Maverick this year - be prepared to be called a “under rock dweller” by the “old timers”. Don’t take it personally
Hahahaha the new guy jband's Lobo Log-o who just called you silly
I see what you did there.Mine was happy when I came home with a sports car!
[OK, she might have been happier with a sedan, but I'd been talking about a Harley
And she responds to my coming home with a classic by wanting to go to dinner somewhere with a valet to get out of it!
My father told me that I had to understand negotiation in marriage. His example was that he'd talked about a 48" television (huge at the time), and she was happy when he came home with a 36" (big at the time).
"Dad,. you're bush league! I talked about a Harley, and she was happy I came home with a spots car!"
[it was a Miata GT. But I'm 6'2", and it got lower and smaller every year for the 9 years I drove it. It's currently waiting for me to replace the engine --probably with a 2.5 from a ford focus, the same thing as the Mazda 2.0, but ford builds it with heavier materials]
"Dad,. you're bush league! I talked about a Harley, and she was happy I came home with a spots car!"
[it was a Miata GT. But I'm 6'2", and it got lower and smaller every year for the 9 years I drove it. It's currently waiting for me to replace the engine --probably with a 2.5 from a ford focus, the same thing as the Mazda 2.0, but ford builds it with heavier materials]
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