The teacher says to Billy, “Billy, if there are five birds on a fence and you shoot one, how many birds are left?”…Billy answers, “None, the others would fly away.”…Teacher responds, “The answer is four, but I like the way you think.”…Billy speaks up, “I have a question for you Miss, there are three women eating ice cream, one licking, one biting, and one sucking... Which one is married?”…The teacher nervously answers, “The one sucking.”…Billy responds with the answer, “The answer is, the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think.”