I live in Indianapolis, Indiana and you have likely heard about this upcoming event: Solar eclipse of April 8, 2024
I know that not everyone will be able to view it on Monday * NO GLASSES NEEDED * but with the help of Alexa and the new ceiling lights that we installed in our kitchen I will try to demonstrate what you may miss . . . .
Two ladies were talking in heaven.
“Hi! my name is Janet, what is your name?”
“I'm Sherry. It's nice to meet you. Can I ask you how you died?”
“Sure, I froze to Death.”
“How horrible!” responded Sherry.
“It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Sherry responded, “I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
Janet said, “So, what happened?”
She continued, “I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
Janet said, “Too bad you didn't look in the freezer... we'd both still be alive.”