Help! My wife is holding my Maverick order hostage!

[JennyJoannSuebeeMcNash]

Hold all the credit cards hostage.

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[MakinDoForNow]

It would turn into a slasher horror movie, when he finds out about the other guy.

(I'm mostly kidding, don't take me seriously)

That would be the one with the RAPID RED truck, I believe. (Not seriously)

 

[JennyJoannSuebeeMcNash]

Dump the wife and pickup the Maverick you want, easy.

Advice I would give to someone who has a significant other who insists on getting rid of pets. Keep the pet; ditch the individual. "Don't let the door hit you in the @$$!"

 

[olderbudwiser]

Hold all the credit cards hostage.

Form original post he has no control of CC currently.

 

[JennyJoannSuebeeMcNash]

Form original post he has no control of CC currently.

More accurately, he has no control, period!

 

[olderbudwiser]

More accurately, he has no control, period!

What works at my house you get what you want I'll get what I want. Easy peezey.

 

[Rob Cactus Gray]

What works at my house you get what you want I'll get what I want. Easy peezey.

only way to do it.

 

[olderbudwiser]

Maybe he should delete his account and re-register under a different name. Probably easiest way out of this mess.

 

[SlappaDaBass]

I meant do wives try and pull this kind of thing often? My wife would never..but hey everybody's different.

My wife just wants my truck to get here so I'll shut up about it already.

 

[jc888888888]

I guess my wife is a keeper LOL . she said....buy what you want Im happy to see you excited about it. Just make sure my order is confirmed on my Rapid red Mach E lol

 

[JennyJoannSuebeeMcNash]

What works at my house you get what you want I'll get what I want. Easy peezey.

Same at my house., and we've been together/married since 1992. Although...unlike any other time I've purchased a new car without asking, I actually checked in with the other half before placing my order for the Maverick. Took very little convincing. He hates my manual tranny Honda, and his F150 is a single cab. Win-win!

 

[Spook]

Well, we have been married since 1969. I don't really care about the color so I told her she could choose the color. With that, I chose the rest of the features and options. Still waiting. I wonder if it is because of the color - Iconic Silver.

 

[MaverickTime]

Grow a pair and find a great gal who doesn't play games cause there are tons of them out there.

On the other hand, if this is satire......

ETA: I agree with the person I quoted. Directed towards the OP.

Good thing the Maverick comes with all those storage cubbies and hidden compartments, wife might find them very useful for storing that guys testicles.

 

[Jay144]

So, did it hurt much when your balls were cut off?

 

[Old Ranchero]

Steal your man card from her purse…

she might have more than his man CARD in her purse

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