Threads we see again, and again, and again, and again (personal favorites)

[Scott Asheville]

Not meant to be mean, just observing back on the last year or so of my favorite recurring threads. These are the ones that make me roll my eyes every time. Please add your own favorites (threads you see again and again but wish you didn't).

• Ford is criminally liable because I don't have my truck yet. I'm gonna sue them.
• I'm terminally indecisive, so please help me make up my mind about (insert something here)
• You suck. No you suck. No you suck...
• The Santa Cruz sucks.
• Hyundai sucks.
• Ford sucks.
• My dealer sucks.
• My Maverick arrived today. I wet my pants in excitement. I deleted this one, because it was snarky of me. Heck, I posted my own thread like this after I wet my own pants in excitement. Smelled up the house for a week.
• Because I bought a hybrid, I am obviously of a higher order of intelligence than all other car buyers on the planet.
• The Maverick is the most perfect car ever built. No it isn't. Yes it is. You suck. No you suck. No you suck.

What did I miss?

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[fossil]

how about the "I bought something else" threads?

 

[AltoBAP]

wHy CaNt FoRd JuSt MaKe MoRe HiTcHeS?!?!!?

 

[gte105u]

How do I keep my dealer from screwing me... after I placed the order and did no due diligence and have nothing in writing?

Why did Ford screw up my order options my dealer said they did?

Edit
Oh yeah don't forget why did Ford steal the numbers from my climate control knobs... And I didn't even get a rebate it's a bait and switch.

 

[Clarkdonbran]

I post a lot about how dumb I am and need help from the forum!

 

[Tailender]

When will my truck arrive?
How many mpgs with a hybrid?

 

[New2AZ]

This is the best thread. Others have attempted to convey the message, but none have done so this magnificently.

 

[bgn]

Has anyone found a hybrid Maverick on the lot for MSRP?

Please. Willing to drive.

Also, I'm personally liable for at least half of what you listed.

 

[Leand60]

seat covers
scratches in plastic
how do I get rid of _____ with forscan



p.s - hybrids are superior...

 

[Scupking]

Love it!! You need to add.
My Maverick went into deep sleep.
My dashboard/windshield rattles.

 

[skadizzle]

The "best" are the "Why is Ford taking so long? I ordered all the way back in September..it should be scheduled already "...

As a member of both the rollover and canceled clubs I am allowed to mock it.

 

[NoVaJimmy]

The "best" are the "Why is Ford taking so long? I ordered all the way back in September..it should be scheduled already "...

As a member of both the rollover and canceled clubs I am allowed to mock it.

"I got my Corolla after only waiting 6 weeks!"

 

[Shakesbear]

Not meant to be mean, just observing back on the last year or so of my favorite recurring threads. These are the ones that make me roll my eyes every time. Please add your own favorites (threads you see again and again but wish you didn't).

• Ford is criminally liable because I don't have my truck yet. I'm gonna sue them.
• I'm terminally indecisive, so please help me make up my mind about (insert something here)
• You suck. No you suck. No you suck...
• The Santa Cruz sucks.
• Hyundai sucks.
• Ford sucks.
• My dealer sucks.
• My Maverick arrived today. I wet my pants in excitement.
• Because I bought a hybrid, I am obviously of a higher order of intelligence than all other car buyers on the planet.
• The Maverick is the most perfect car ever built. No it isn't. Yes it is. You suck. No you suck. No you suck.

What did I miss?

“Why am I not getting my PO???”

 

[gte105u]

What's the point of the rear window nothing fits through it...

 

[fossil]

Not meant to be mean, just observing back on the last year or so of my favorite recurring threads. These are the ones that make me roll my eyes every time. Please add your own favorites (threads you see again and again but wish you didn't).

• Ford is criminally liable because I don't have my truck yet. I'm gonna sue them.
• I'm terminally indecisive, so please help me make up my mind about (insert something here)
• You suck. No you suck. No you suck...
• The Santa Cruz sucks.
• Hyundai sucks.
• Ford sucks.
• My dealer sucks.
• My Maverick arrived today. I wet my pants in excitement. I deleted this one, because it was snarky of me. Heck, I posted my own thread like this after I wet my own pants in excitement. Smelled up the house for a week.
• Because I bought a hybrid, I am obviously of a higher order of intelligence than all other car buyers on the planet.
• The Maverick is the most perfect car ever built. No it isn't. Yes it is. You suck. No you suck. No you suck.

What did I miss?

Did you know you can only ignore 1,000 threads, don't ask me how I know.

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