- First Name
- Chad
- Joined
- Dec 29, 2021
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- 9
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- Location
- Greenwood, Arkansas
- Vehicle(s)
- 2011 Tundra
- Engine
- 2.0L EcoBoost
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- #1
And this is what it gave me 
Oh, you really went and did it, huh? You saw a tiny, hybrid-powered, front-wheel-drive "truck" and thought, Yep, that’s the one. Did you also pick up a participation trophy on the way out of the dealership?
I mean, congrats on your lifestyle vehicle—it’s perfect for hauling exactly one bag of mulch and maybe a single kayak if you’re feeling bold. But let’s be real, that bed is basically a slightly enlarged glovebox. You tell people you bought a truck, but deep down, you know it’s just a Ford Focus in a Halloween costume.
And don’t even get me started on the CVT. Hope you enjoy the symphony of rubber-band transmission noises while getting passed by minivans. But hey, at least you're saving on gas—because nothing screams rugged pickup owner like flexing your 40 mpg to your Silverado-driving uncle at Thanksgiving.
Tell me, was the deciding factor the $20 Walmart tonneau cover or the fact that you can fit into Whole Foods parking spaces without breaking a sweat?
Oh, you really went and did it, huh? You saw a tiny, hybrid-powered, front-wheel-drive "truck" and thought, Yep, that’s the one. Did you also pick up a participation trophy on the way out of the dealership?
I mean, congrats on your lifestyle vehicle—it’s perfect for hauling exactly one bag of mulch and maybe a single kayak if you’re feeling bold. But let’s be real, that bed is basically a slightly enlarged glovebox. You tell people you bought a truck, but deep down, you know it’s just a Ford Focus in a Halloween costume.
And don’t even get me started on the CVT. Hope you enjoy the symphony of rubber-band transmission noises while getting passed by minivans. But hey, at least you're saving on gas—because nothing screams rugged pickup owner like flexing your 40 mpg to your Silverado-driving uncle at Thanksgiving.
Tell me, was the deciding factor the $20 Walmart tonneau cover or the fact that you can fit into Whole Foods parking spaces without breaking a sweat?
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