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Are you always in the doghouse over your humor as I am?
Example;
Wife: What do you get a girl that has everything?
Me; A girl that has everything? Wow, penicillin would be a good place to start....
Wife; I'm talking about our daughter!
Me; Isn't she a bit young for that?
I can't win. I am always "in trouble".... Do I do it on purpose? Absolutely. Maybe I'm not funny, maybe some people are just dry?
She tells me just because I have a high IQ, it doesn't make me right all of the time.... I have to disagree, that's exactly what that means! It's not my fault some people may have less than the collective IQ of an inbred Pygmy village.
I think I'm fairly. funny...
Example;
Wife: What do you get a girl that has everything?
Me; A girl that has everything? Wow, penicillin would be a good place to start....
Wife; I'm talking about our daughter!
Me; Isn't she a bit young for that?
I can't win. I am always "in trouble".... Do I do it on purpose? Absolutely. Maybe I'm not funny, maybe some people are just dry?
She tells me just because I have a high IQ, it doesn't make me right all of the time.... I have to disagree, that's exactly what that means! It's not my fault some people may have less than the collective IQ of an inbred Pygmy village.
I think I'm fairly. funny...
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