Threads we see again, and again, and again, and again (personal favorites)

[710-oil-614]

The Maverick is a real truck! Here it is doing (things any other vehicle can) truck stuff!

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[The Flush]

This forum is the epitome of Eternal September.

 

[athertonbt]

Disappointed in my Maverick, my [insert vehicle of entirely different class with huge price discrepancy] was so much nicer!

 

[john218]

Threads about threads we see again and again.

 

[Zeke88]

All the impatient posts are the worst. My favorite is...

I ordered my truck 3 weeks ago, why don't I have it yet?!?!

 

[Timothyd]

Not meant to be mean, just observing back on the last year or so of my favorite recurring threads. These are the ones that make me roll my eyes every time. Please add your own favorites (threads you see again and again but wish you didn't).

• Ford is criminally liable because I don't have my truck yet. I'm gonna sue them.
• I'm terminally indecisive, so please help me make up my mind about (insert something here)
• You suck. No you suck. No you suck...
• The Santa Cruz sucks.
• Hyundai sucks.
• Ford sucks.
• My dealer sucks.
• My Maverick arrived today. I wet my pants in excitement. I deleted this one, because it was snarky of me. Heck, I posted my own thread like this after I wet my own pants in excitement. Smelled up the house for a week.
• Because I bought a hybrid, I am obviously of a higher order of intelligence than all other car buyers on the planet.
• The Maverick is the most perfect car ever built. No it isn't. Yes it is. You suck. No you suck. No you suck.

What did I miss?

How about "Waaa, I'm complaining about people complaining??

 

[gte105u]

Why can Ford not tell me when exactly my vehicle will be built?

Will putting this (insert very minor mod) on my vehicle void the warranty?

Why is the dealer saying that damage from (insert very extensive modification to vehicle) not covered under warranty?

 

[GPSMan]

There should be a FAQ section on here.

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[Harry G]

I put bigger tires and a lift kit and I like to drive fast.

Why don't I get good gas mileage?

 

[jsus]

There should be a FAQ section on here.

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Typo correction: @Administrator

 

[boatman]

Thanks for the laughs everyone. Gotta have something to laugh at these day! Im laughing at the newbies to the club who dont have a clue, especially the ones already worried about their order from only a few months ago. I was 408 days waiting, and now enjoying 3 months of ownership,,, enjoy all you Mavericks!

 

[boatman]

How about "Waaa, I'm complaining about people complaining??

We're laughing with them, lol

 

[Ragtime Billy Peaches]

" Is that a Maverick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me "

That's the next useless Thread i'm starting.

 

[Hdang1980]

"What's a DORA"?

 

[FischAutoTechGarten]

Should I delete the hitch and mudflaps from my order?

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