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Ever have one of those days when people all around you are driving like animals. You know, running red lights in front of you, unsafe lane changers inches from your front end. And of course the strange cookie that drives way below the speed limit and you can’t pass for one reason or another. Stress level begins to rise. Temper starts to boil. Looking for that perfect tool to release my frustration, called a phaser blaster button and or proton torpedo launcher. I’ve heard such devices have been made for the cars dashboard. When someone cuts you off, just press the phaser shooter button and the stress level immediately disappears. Makes the sounds of the phaser or proton torpedo. This actually will bring smiles to your face and brings about great satisfaction. OK, you got the point. Where can these devices be found? I have looked everyplace and have struck out. Would love the device if it actually fit in the little “cubby”. Where can I buy one?????? Help.
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Ever have one of those days when people all around you are driving like animals. You know, running red lights in front of you, unsafe lane changers inches from your front end. And of course the strange cookie that drives way below the speed limit and you can’t pass for one reason or another. Stress level begins to rise. Temper starts to boil. Looking for that perfect tool to release my frustration, called a phaser blaster button and or proton torpedo launcher. I’ve heard such devices have been made for the cars dashboard. When someone cuts you off, just press the phaser shooter button and the stress level immediately disappears. Makes the sounds of the phaser or proton torpedo. This actually will bring smiles to your face and brings about great satisfaction. OK, you got the point. Where can these devices be found? I have looked everyplace and have struck out. Would love the device if it actually fit in the little “cubby”. Where can I buy one?????? Help.
Try Tenacontrols.com
 

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I just have a 100 watt PA with (non official) sirens. I will occasionally tell folks to "take it easy there Mario Andretti" and other such terms. People notice and for me its funny enough for a calming head shake and chuckle.
 

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Fake Photon Torpedo and Phaser?

I WANT THE REAL THING???
 

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Ya, but with today's automatics, by the time you push in the clutch, downshift & let the clutch out & floor it, the automatic has already passed the slowpoke.
 

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Ever have one of those days when people all around you are driving like animals. You know, running red lights in front of you, unsafe lane changers inches from your front end. And of course the strange cookie that drives way below the speed limit and you can’t pass for one reason or another. Stress level begins to rise. Temper starts to boil. Looking for that perfect tool to release my frustration, called a phaser blaster button and or proton torpedo launcher. I’ve heard such devices have been made for the cars dashboard. When someone cuts you off, just press the phaser shooter button and the stress level immediately disappears. Makes the sounds of the phaser or proton torpedo. This actually will bring smiles to your face and brings about great satisfaction. OK, you got the point. Where can these devices be found? I have looked everyplace and have struck out. Would love the device if it actually fit in the little “cubby”. Where can I buy one?????? Help.
Yeah I know what you mean. Maybe one of these will help?

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