I’m over here dealing with a power outage while you get yourself all worked up into a tizzy about how a…. Pickup truck…. Is not a Pickup truck.
When will you accept that just because certain features and functionality have typically come on a certain type of product, doesn’t mean that they’re required in order to be that thing with that name?
Probably as soon as you accept that “pickup” is short for “pickup truck” as per the definitions you choose to ignore.
A pickup truck is a pickup truck whether you like it or not. You don’t get to decide whether someone else is “worthy”. Yikes.