A poem—-

[woodie truck]

A little gas,
A little oil,
A little spark,
A little coil,
A piece of tin with a 2 inch board,
Put them together and you got a
Ford!!

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[Cherokee]

F O R D
Found On Road Dead !
Fix Or Repair Daily !

Jest so's you young Whipper Snappers know,
these two are as old as the hills on my Grandma's chest :'P

 

[Alfetta159]

F O R D
Found On Road Dead !
Fix Or Repair Daily !

Jest so's you young Whipper Snappers know,
these two are as old as the hills on my Grandma's chest :'P

There's one more of those for FORD that has Dodge in it.

 

[Alfetta159]

An old postcard (on eBay)

 

[OB1e]

 

[EffNo50]

F O R D
Found On Road Dead !
Fix Or Repair Daily !

Jest so's you young Whipper Snappers know,
these two are as old as the hills on my Grandma's chest :'P

You forgot
First On Race Day

Told to me by an old funny car racer.

He also use to say (Chevy) bow ties are for little boys.

 

[RR - All the way]

Winter Time Blues

A bit of salt and battery
then a deer on ice.
I think twice but
my quarter panel I do sacrifice
Repair shop my Mav must go
I am losing my mo-jo
with the Wintertime Blues!!!!

Hey, its getting late in the evening for someone with AMAS, Advanced Middle Age Syndrome!!!!! Yeh, I will just go to bed!!!

 

[matmondro]

I think twice but
my quarter panel I do sacrifice

This is my favorite line

 

[Dave O]

A co-worker who was over 55 told me he was middle aged. I said "yeah if you live to be 110!"

The oldest person in the USA just celebrated her 115th birthday so it can happen “AI“ is changing the world embrace it

 

[Alfetta159]

Here I sit
Uncontrollably ecstatic
Considered a Santa Cruz
But bought a Maverick

(couldn't think of a word that rhymes with Lariat)

 

[Rickthetech]

Fast
Off
Road
Drivers

Or

Fast
Open
Road
Drivers

Flipping
Off
Rusty
Dodges

 

[Alfetta159]

Fast
Off
Road
Drivers

Don't forget 'First On Race Day'

 

[Dave O]

My girlfriend sat on the Maverick Faux Leather Seats all broken hearted

Her once silent fart are now exploited

 

[converseguy]

Here I sit
Uncontrollably ecstatic
Considered a Santa Cruz
But bought a Maverick

(couldn't think of a word that rhymes with Lariat)

How about
Here I sit
Wanted a new chariot
Considered a Santa Cruz
But bought new Lariat

 

[Iron Ranger]

F O R D
Found On Road Dead !
Fix Or Repair Daily !

Jest so's you young Whipper Snappers know,
these two are as old as the hills on my Grandma's chest :'P

"Fix it again Tony" (King of the hill reference)

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