Hello Outlook, my old friend

[Trucklet]

Hello Outlook, my old friend
I've come to refresh you again
Because an update could be waiting
While all reviewers give high ratings
And I wonder how YouTubers got their hands on those
Looks like that dealership's closed
Hit refresh, and silence

On Ford dot com I build my own
Fx4 for modest stones
Lariat for fancy headlamps
A tonneau cover for the cold and damp
When my eyes caught sight of an email saying mid-March
…wait, no just free FITS parts
Hit refresh, and silence

Hopped on YouTube and I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
Tim Bartz talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
"There we go - a restart fixed the chat."
"Where were we at?"
"Oh yeah, you're here for guidance."

"Ford" said he, "just does not know
Where all the tonneau covers go.
Hear my words, friends I beseech you
Soon your Maverick will reach you!"
But, my word! I've watched every video
From Fast Lane Truck to Doug Demuro

First Editions get delayed
While XL owners hack upgrades
Cruise control and buttocks warming
Tapping wires, ignore dash warnings!

Then Ford said, "Production forecasts
Are written in the spreadsheet cells.
It's bleak as hell."
Then closed orders, so we wait in silence.

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[Crowley Cajun]

Thank you. You just made my day a lill brighter.

 

[My1stFord]

Hello Outlook, my old friend
I've come to refresh you again
Because an update could be waiting
While all reviewers give high ratings
And I wonder how YouTubers got their hands on those
Looks like that dealership's closed
Hit refresh, and silence

On Ford dot com I build my own
Fx4 for modest stones
Lariat for fancy headlamps
A tonneau cover for the cold and damp
When my eyes caught sight of an email saying mid-March
…wait, no just free FITS parts
Hit refresh, and silence

Hopped on YouTube and I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
Tim Bartz talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
"There we go - a restart fixed the chat."
"Where were we at?"
"Oh yeah, you're here for guidance."

"Ford" said he, "just does not know
Where all the tonneau covers go.
Hear my words, friends I beseech you
Soon your Maverick will reach you!"
But, my word! I've watched every video
From Fast Lane Truck to Doug Demuro

First Editions get delayed
While XL owners hack upgrades
Cruise control and buttocks warming
Tapping wires, ignore dash warnings!

Then Ford said, "Production forecasts
Are written in the spreadsheet cells.
It's bleak as hell."
Then closed orders, so we wait in silence.

Simply fantastic. Thank you!

 

[Old Ranchero]

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams, I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
And in the naked light, I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence
"Fools" said I, "You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
Then the sign said, "The words on the prophets are written on the subway walls
In tenement halls"
And whispered in the sound of silence

 

[Trucklet]

Hello darkness, my old friend

I love the original and the cover by Disturbed, admittedly quite different styles haha. (My version's pretty awesome, too.)

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