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I always laugh when I see someone driving one of those monstrosities and it's pristine. If you need a big truck for work it makes sense especially if you can write off the cost against a business, but driving around 5 or 6 tons of metal makes no sense at all if you don't need it for a specific purpose.
 

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I always laugh when I see someone driving one of those monstrosities and it's pristine. If you need a big truck for work it makes sense especially if you can write off the cost against a business, but driving around 5 or 6 tons of metal makes no sense at all if you don't need it for a specific purpose.
As a tall and fat guy, I always thought I needed the space because of my looming girth. But I actually have the same amount of leg room and distance between my gut and the steering wheel as I had my Expedition and Lincoln Mark LT full size truck. I have less shoulder room, I definitely feel the proximity of the door. But it's kind of in a cradling/comfortable way. I do not feel cramped or claustrophobic. I knew this in advance though as I have driven Escape rental cars for 15 years. Always liked them, though small.

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Also how far each one will go on a gallon of fuel!
She’s going the distance!



EDIT: I just realized the lead singer‘s suit is blue with and orange tie! Ha!
 

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I feel emasculated just looking at this. And I'm not talking about the mav driver
 
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I just HAD to park my Mav here today LOL

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Truck looks good sir! Also, love the title and post to this thread! My wife and I always kind of joke about the big, huge, lifted trucks… we say micropenis or small Weiner truck—“no-offense to anyone…but it’s fun and probably true!! She says that’s why we got the Maverick…! :) small truck=big…… no need to compensate lol! Anyways, I think I agree with the other gents on this thread… unless you are a farmer or your work calls for such….what a waste and annoyance! The Maverick is powerful, capable, and fits all parking and garage situations!!

hope we had some good laughs! No one should take my post overly serious… I love to laugh and have a good time! Life is too short and sometimes too long to take everything too serious!
 

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I'm not saying that guys who drive shiny giant trucks that have never see a spot of dirt have small penises.

I'm saying that guys who drive shiny giant trucks that have never see a spot of dirt are WORRIED that they have small penises.
 

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I'm not saying that guys who drive shiny giant trucks that have never see a spot of dirt have small penises.

I'm saying that guys who drive shiny giant trucks that have never see a spot of dirt are WORRIED that they have small penises.
Lol!! That is another cool and fun viewpoint… that’s at least a friendlier way of looking at it!
 
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Truck looks good sir! Also, love the title and post to this thread! My wife and I always kind of joke about the big, huge, lifted trucks… we say micropenis or small Weiner truck—“no-offense to anyone…but it’s fun and probably true!! She says that’s why we got the Maverick…! :) small truck=big…… no need to compensate lol! Anyways, I think I agree with the other gents on this thread… unless you are a farmer or your work calls for such….what a waste and annoyance! The Maverick is powerful, capable, and fits all parking and garage situations!!

hope we had some good laughs! No one should take my post overly serious… I love to laugh and have a good time! Life is too short and sometimes too long to take everything too serious!
We just sold our 2004 F150. It had a leveling kit and was right up there with those other trucks. It was too much truck. I don’t need a truck to show off and impress people- I just enjoy their utility and practicality. The Maverick does everything our F150 could and does it better (save towing) in almost every category. No regrets “downsizing” to a maverick.
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