Chuck Norris

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[MaverickDragon]

Since Chuck Norris just cashed in his chips at 86, those angels better behave, or it could be raining feathers.
A few other Chuck Norris Facts:

• Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
  He didn’t. The road moved out of his way.
• What happens when Chuck Norris does a push-up?
  He doesn’t push himself up; he pushes the Earth down.
• What’s Chuck Norris’s favorite type of candy?
  Jawbreakers … for obvious reasons.
• Why doesn’t Chuck Norris need a GPS?
  He decides where he is, and the world complies.
• How fast can Chuck Norris run a mile?
  Faster than the speed of light … backward.
• How does Chuck Norris make a sandwich?
  He stares at the bread until it obeys.
• What is Chuck Norris’s superpower?
  Making the impossible feel like a warm-up.
• How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
  All of them.
• How does Chuck Norris make tea?
  He stares at water until it boils itself out of respect.
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
  It didn’t. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it to the other side.

RIP Mr. Norris

 

[mspmms]

Since Chuck Norris just cashed in his chips at 86, those angels better behave, or it could be raining feathers.
A few other Chuck Norris Facts:

• Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
  He didn’t. The road moved out of his way.
• What happens when Chuck Norris does a push-up?
  He doesn’t push himself up; he pushes the Earth down.
• What’s Chuck Norris’s favorite type of candy?
  Jawbreakers … for obvious reasons.
• Why doesn’t Chuck Norris need a GPS?
  He decides where he is, and the world complies.
• How fast can Chuck Norris run a mile?
  Faster than the speed of light … backward.
• How does Chuck Norris make a sandwich?
  He stares at the bread until it obeys.
• What is Chuck Norris’s superpower?
  Making the impossible feel like a warm-up.
• How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
  All of them.
• How does Chuck Norris make tea?
  He stares at water until it boils itself out of respect.
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
  It didn’t. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it to the other side.

RIP Mr. Norris

 

[rody]

RIP Legend Chuck Norris threads always take on a life of their own. Half the fun is just seeing how creative people get with the jokes. It’s one of those topics that never really gets old. Everyone knows the style, but there’s always a new twist. Keeps things light compared to more serious discussions. It’s kind of like reading Richmond Times Dispatch reviews where humor sneaks into unexpected places.

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